What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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"The erection is rigged!"


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Five after one.


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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bought 4 corners.


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