What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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