What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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