What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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