What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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