What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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