What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.


GOOD		CRAP

or

[De-Calf-Inated]


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or

The sound of Mew-sic


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or

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Blue sky at night: day.


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or

He felt funny.


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Fish and ships.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A coat of arms.


GOOD		CRAP

or