What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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