What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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