What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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