What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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