What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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