What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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