What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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Hair Force One!


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With a cowculator.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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One molar solution.


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It wasn't raining!


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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T (tea)


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