What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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