What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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