What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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