What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.


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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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A jellycopter


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An impasta


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Take away the g


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Mooooooove over


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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