What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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