What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Squeaky clean


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Answer: The back of his head.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Flood lights!


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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News briefs.


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Start with two million.


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