Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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