Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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