Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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