Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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