Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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