Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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