Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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