Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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I just can't think of one atm.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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I lava you.


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"Please be quiet and comb your face."


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but enough about Kanye West.


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