What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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