What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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