What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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