What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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