What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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