What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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