What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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