What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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