What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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