What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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