What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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