What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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