What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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