What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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