What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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