What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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