What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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