What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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