What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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