What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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