What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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