What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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