What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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