What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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