What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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