What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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