What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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