What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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