What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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