What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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