What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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