What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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