What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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