What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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