What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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