What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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They were sitting on the deck!


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He presses the paws button.


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3 blind mice.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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