What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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