What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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