What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Canvas not available.

or


How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026