What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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