What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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