What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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