What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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