What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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He presses the paws button.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


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The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Lemonade.


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