What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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