What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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