What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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