What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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