What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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