What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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