What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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