What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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