What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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