What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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