What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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