What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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