What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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