What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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