What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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