What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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