What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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