What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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