What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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