What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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