What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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