What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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