What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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