What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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