What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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