What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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