What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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