What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
Canvas not available.

or


How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
Canvas not available.

or


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024