What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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