What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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