What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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