What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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