What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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