What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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