What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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