What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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