What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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