What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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