What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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