What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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