Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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