Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025