Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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