What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"


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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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Minnesoda.


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It's Hans free.


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The fish.


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The batter.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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Twick o tweet


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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