What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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