What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

Canvas not available.

or


How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
Canvas not available.

or


What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026