What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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