What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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