What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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