What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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