What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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