What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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