What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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