What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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