What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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