What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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