What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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