What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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