What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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