What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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