What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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