What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.


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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.


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"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Pooched eggs.


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Barium


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He was looking for Pluto.


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