What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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