What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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