What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.


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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Because he wanted to be on time.


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You're Hired.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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Vitamin sea.


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All of them


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To see the moosicals


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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