What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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