What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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