What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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