What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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