What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.


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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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To see the moosicals


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C over lambda.


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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Forever 21


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