What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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