What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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