What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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