What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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