What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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