What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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