What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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