What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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