What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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