What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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