What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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