What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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