What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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