What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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