What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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