What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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