What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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