What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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