What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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