What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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