What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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