What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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