What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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