What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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