What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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