What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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