What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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