What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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