What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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