What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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