What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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