What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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