What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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