What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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