What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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