What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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