What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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