What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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