What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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