What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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