What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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