What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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