What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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