What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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