What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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