What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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