What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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