What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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