What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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