When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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