When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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