Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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