When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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