When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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