When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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