When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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