When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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