When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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