When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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