When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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