When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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