When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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