When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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