When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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