When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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