When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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