When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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