When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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