When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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