When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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