When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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