When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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