When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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