When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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