When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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