When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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