When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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