When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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