When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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