When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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