When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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