When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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