When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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