When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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