When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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