When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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