When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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