When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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