When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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