When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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