When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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