When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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