When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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