When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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