When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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