When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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but I've been trippin' all day.


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To get his quarterback.


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That isn't funny!


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Its shadow


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They both whine alot!


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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