When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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