When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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