When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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