When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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