When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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