When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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