When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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