Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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