Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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