Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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