Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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