Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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